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By coujeaux Date: 2004 Jan 08 Comment on this Work [[2004.01.08.01.10.18071]] |
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Someone got to help me now, ain't never seen nothin' like it; man, this woman is straight up sick! Didn't think she'd track me to this here cabin in northwest Siberia, at least the phone works; click! Boy, I done learned a lesson pickin' up women outside o' penitentaries, they nothin' but bad news, Thought she was kiddin' when she said she dismembered a man just for complimentin' her shoes! Stop at a restaurant afore we hit a motel, you know; poor waitress just said she thinks I was cute, Next thing you know she been fileted wit' a butter knife and her tongue's down the garbage chute! Crazy women teach you the hardest lessons, man, ones that you should never forget if you smart, Shoulda had idea of what I was gettin' into when I saw that mushroom cloud tattoo over her heart. Asked about her ex-boyfriends, oh, that was the wrong thing to do; she reached on into her purse, Pulled out jar with what looked like pickled genitalia, said she cut 'em off in the back of his hearse. She's a real pretty lady, and I told her so; she looks at me, does the damnedest thing I ever saw, Jump outta my car screamin' all men are the same an' clearcuts a forest usin' nothin' but her bra! Keep it down, I don't think she done saw me come in; what you mean, laser's shinin' on my head? What I told you already ain't the half of her insanity, lemme tell you what happen when we in bed! Gettin' down and dirty, whole world musta heard her screamin', someone's a-knockin' at the door, I read somewhere that once they put the fire out, they found his remains on the sixty-eighth floor. That was enough for me, man, I ditched her right then and there, said she could find another ride, Strangest thing about this map I got, though-why ain't the Southern Hemisphere on the other side? |