By The Ruckus Girls
Submitted by stack
Date: 2004 May 20
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Wedding Vow

I, John, take you, Arwen, to be my eyelash, my carnival in life, and my one true beer keg.

I will defibrillate our friendship, and wheedle you today, tomorrow, and in a New York second.

I will drink you and honour you. I will smell with you and cry with you.

I will love you slovenly.

Through the best and the prickly, through the difficult and the bulbous. Whatever may come, I will always be there.

As I have given you my kidney boob to hold, so I give you my life to dance.

So help me, Jim Henson