By Misti Date: 2004 Jun 02 Comment on this Work [[2004.06.02.06.39.15512]] |
I'm moving back to a stupid state some call it the Lone Star state I call it the fucked up state the football state the illiterate inbred state the President Bush is God state the nosy bitches from Bible study knockin' on your door when you're tryin' to get off or get high because they want to invite you to church state the goddamn it I don't have any Mary Kay cosmetics or dresses from Dillard's or high heels from Foley's or bling bling from James Avery or hair from Tony & Guy or fingernails from one of those salons where Chinese chicks wear surgical masks to make you pretty so I can't go to church state the everyone should be married by nineteen and parents by twenty state the who the fuck is Tom Robbins? an old Dallas Cowboys coach? state the Oh Did You Watch American Idol last night? Bless her heart, she is so tacky, she's no Jessica Simpson state the Abortion is Murder state the Lethal Injection Takes Care of The Inmates state the We're Our Own Country So Leave Us the Fuck Alone Just Kidding state the better than Oklahoma and New Mexico and Louisiana combined state the No Sex Ed in Our Schools state the No Contraceptives or Abortion Just Get Married And Learn to Like it, Goddammit state I'm moving back to that state hopin' for the best |