By Misti
Date: 2004 Jun 02
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I'm Moving Back To A Stupid State

I'm moving back to a stupid state
some call it the Lone Star state
I call it the fucked up state
the football state
the illiterate inbred state
the President Bush is God state
the nosy bitches from Bible study knockin' on your door when you're
tryin' to get off or get high because they want to invite you to church state
the goddamn it I don't have any Mary Kay cosmetics or dresses from Dillard's or high heels from Foley's or bling bling from James Avery or hair from Tony & Guy or fingernails from one of those salons where Chinese chicks wear surgical masks to make you pretty so I can't go to church state
the everyone should be married by nineteen and parents by twenty state
the who the fuck is Tom Robbins? an old Dallas Cowboys coach? state
the Oh Did You Watch American Idol last night? Bless her heart, she is so tacky, she's no Jessica Simpson state
the Abortion is Murder state
the Lethal Injection Takes Care of The Inmates state
the We're Our Own Country So Leave Us the Fuck Alone Just Kidding state
the better than Oklahoma and New Mexico and Louisiana combined state
the No Sex Ed in Our Schools state
the No Contraceptives or Abortion Just Get Married And Learn to Like it, Goddammit state
I'm moving back to that state
hopin' for the best