"Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage." -- Ambrose Bierce
insanity is the same mistake repeated over and over again!!
"All tragedies are finished by a death, all comedies by a marriage." -- Lord Byron
"I am about to be married, and am of course in all the misery of a man in pursuit of happiness." -- Lord Byron
"Both marriage and death ought to be welcome: The one promises happiness, doubtless the other assures it." -- Mark Twain
"I never knew what real happiness was until I got married and by then it was too late." -- Max Kauffman
"A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband." -- Montaigne
"You must not fight too often with one enemy, or you will teach him all your tricks of war." -- Napolean Bonaparte
"I've sometimes thought of marrying, and then I've thought again." -- Noel Coward
"Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same." -- Oscar Wilde
"Woman begins by resisting a man's advances and ends by blocking his retreat." -- Oscar Wilde
"Marriage isn't a process of prolonging the life of love, but of mummifying the corpse." -- P. G. Wodehouse
"All marriages are happy it's living together afterwards that causes all the problems." -- Raymond Hull
"I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry." -- Rita Rudner
"I've taken my fun where I've found it,
An' now I must pay for my fun,
For the more you 'ave known o' the others
The less will you settle to one." -- Rudyard Kipling
"By all means marry. If you get a good wife you will become happy, and if you get a bad one you will become a philosopher." -- Socrates
"Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl." -- Stephen B. Leacock
"I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck." -- W.C Fields
"Women are like elephants to me: nice to look at, but I wouldn't want to own one." -- W.C. Fields
"I was married once...in San Francisco. I haven't seen her for many years. The great earthquake and fire in 1906 destroyed the marriage certificate. There's no legal proof. Which proves that earthquakes aren't all bad." -- W.C. Fields
"It doesn't much signify whom one marries, for one is sure to find out the next morning that it was someone else." -- Will Rogers
"The lion and the calf will lay down together, but the calf won't get much sleep." -- Woody Allen
"Many marriages would be better if the husband and the wife clearly understood that they are on the same side." -- Zig Ziglar
"A girl must marry for love, and keep on marrying until she finds it." -- Zsa Zsa Gabor
"A man in love is incomplete until he he is married. Then he's finished." -- Zsa Zsa
"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years." -- Sam Kinison