By sassy
Date: 2005 Jun 24
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[[2005.06.24.12.14.3921]]

Wants to Marry Mark Bellhorn

I like my boys
rowdy and rough
tall and scruffy
handsome and
not so talkative.

I like an athletic body
big shoulders, strong thighs
forearms with bulging veins.
I like the sharp swing of a bat
and the crack of a well-hit ball.
I like finesse in the field
black glare makeup on sunny days
clean, sporty sweat.

I like the Sox
and cold beer on the Green Monster
I like the World Series banner.
I like it when the Yankees fold
like an expensive house of cards.

I cheer for the heroes
Manny and Big Papi, Johnny Damon,
but I root for the underdog.  
I will vote every time for the guy
who will never make the all-star team.
When he fails, I feel his pain,
and when he succeeds, his triumph.
Amid the chorus of boos
when he whiffs one time too many
there will always be one cheer in
the crowd, from the girl who
wants to marry Mark Bellhorn.