By Abogada Submitted by abogadalbny Date: 2006 Apr 30 Comment on this Work [[2006.04.30.00.41.8058]] |
I'm not waiting for you to call Because I am finished with a life of waiting for men to call. (I've been sitting here waiting for you to call For most of the evening and night And now that it is too late at night for you to call I remind myself that I am not waiting for you to call at all.) I'm not looking for love Because my life is fabulous. I am fabulous. The dog who shares my bed with me is fabulous, And Cinemax After Dark is enough to get me through the long nights. I'm not looking for love at all. (You found me on a website where my picture is posted Because I am openly looking for love With a pure heart and a deep yearning And the kind of dark superstition That makes a girl like me wear a red string on my left wrist And a lucky charm around my neck on every first date.) I don't need anyone to love me I remind myself For the 100th time today As I sit on the far left side of my bed, (Subconsciously reserving the far right for Mr. Right And listening to my sexy underwear Tumble alone in the dryer across the hall.) |