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By ~Harem~ Date: 2006 May 13 Comment on this Work [[2006.05.13.21.42.18223]] |
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I was full of benadryl, aspirin, and herbal remedies. Feeling achey and sleepy, I climbed into my big warm bed, almost asleep, as I pulled up the plush quilt. RING RING ! RING RING ! The Phone shook off the night table. Reluctantly, I picked up the phone receiver. I just listened without saying a word. "Hello", he whispered. I immediately recognized his voice. "Is that you Katie?", he said. "No", I replied. "She's not here right now." Sounding annoyed he replied, "Who is this?" I told him that I was my sister. He didn't buy it. My voice was clearly mine alone. I couldn't fool him. After insisting that he knew who I was, I began to laugh and admit that I was playing with him. He was not amused. By this time, he was really getting annoyed, saying that he thought of hanging up on me. But he didn't. Now he was getting to the meat of the matter. "Do you know how long it's been since I've been laid?", he said. "No, how long has it been since you 'Bin Laden' ?" I satirically questioned. "You were supposed to call me back last week. Do you know how long I have been waiting?", he retorted. "No, how long have you 'Bin Waden'?", I blurted in giggles. "I really need you, please don't play with me. I'm going crazy for you.", he replied in a pitiful sound. "Oh, so you're really 'Sin Laden?* (see footnote)....", I responded in uncontrollable laughter. "No, just 'Lust Laden !!", he replied. "This isn't funny!!!", he blurted back. "Can you come over tonight?", he wondered out loud. "NO, I can't", I replied. "And why not?", he retorted angrily. "Because I am 'Germ Laden' - you know,,,,, Bin's sister.."!!, I ejaculated with laughter tears. By this time, his anger turned into rolling laughter too, as the two of us began repeating all the puns back and forth to each other- over and over - bin laden, sin laden, bin waden, germ laden, lust laden ..... "But I am 'Just Waden for you", he snickered... We laughed so hard, that he forgot what he had called me about,,,,,, and I sneakily pried him off the phone with the plea of much needed sleep..... After we both hung up, the realization of how he had been tricked - hit him. He immediately called me back..... but this time, I didn't answer...... ....... (Footnote) * Definitions -- Laden - filled with a great quantity. germ laden - filled with a large quantity of germs sin laden - filled with a large quantity of sin Lust laden - filled with lots of lust ~Harem~ ``````` |