Elementary, My Dear

Eli Mental's had a lover
Fezz E. Cal's his name
dragged 'er under cover
played his lover's game
Eli fainted, may recover
Fezz fizzled into shame
Eli's gone 'n got another
Fezz'll brag about same
Eli says Fezz's a bother
Fezz swears that's lame
Eli's tells her big brother
Fezz ducks out the lane
Eli's folks live above her
Fezz has caused a pain
Eli's bro tells his mother
Fezz best change name
Eli's heard from a drover
Fuzz E. Face, in a claim
Fezz's gone under cover
Eli don't recognize name
Fezz's a real fast mover
Eli needs brother to aim
Fezz will roll'er in clover
Eli ain't bright bit o'brain!

(c) 2006 Rennie Lorca