SATURDAY NIGHT MELTDOWN

(Maggie): It's not going to work.

(Jack): Get me a screwdriver, I'll fix it.

(Maggie): You don't understand.

(Jack): What don't I understand?

(Maggie): What we're talking about.

(Jack): We're talking about something?

(Maggie): I thought we were.

(Jack): When did we start talking about this something?

(Maggie): Monday....two years ago.

(Jack): ....Have you seen my screwdriver?

(Maggie): Nope. Two weeks, not a screw or a driver!

(Jack): Huh? ....What did you want fixed?

(Maggie): Nevermind. It's too broken to fix....

© 2007 Maggie Mink aka Rennie Lorca