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By That Crazy Girl Submitted by Baby Rose Date: 2007 Oct 06 Comment on this Work [[2007.10.06.10.27.21616]] |
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How to be a hopeless romantic in this century(it's rough but not impossible)like "That Crazy Girl" aka Baby Rose... 1. The damsel in distress syndrome... Always be your own savior. In this chaotic world a girl has to rely on herself but if a knight happens to come along always let him "think" that he has the upper hand it will boost his self-esteem so much that his lance sometimes actually doubles is size and width (but be cautious if his lance is already on the "well endowed side" you might want to go a bit easy on the helpless fair lady act.) You see sometimes acting clueless works a little too well, if you know what I mean. You see most knights these days come from warmer climates and are not familiar with the quaint term "snow job". 2. The princess and the frog... Never ever ever kiss a frog, they almost always turn into insurance or car salesmen ( sometimes you even get the occasional defense attorney, now how scary is that!!) I even met a toad once who said he was affiliated with George Bush, go figure. 3. Cinderella and her fairy godmother... Ok now not to be crude or anything but they don't actually tell you what happened... You see the charming prince was actually hiding behind that big ass pumpkin, hoping to see a little girl on girl action. So I would leave that one alone, if you seriously have to get to the ball asap ask Hermione Granger or something but leave that damn fairy alone. Personally, I think its the wand thing it must have some kind of switch to wear you can set it to vibrate... 4. EHarmony ... And last but certainly not least what the f*** is up with this site. Y'all have been commenting on it sooo much at first I saw the commercial and was like awwwww, now I'm like whoa ok back the sh** off! Stay away from there (major frog alert) I mean that sounds fu**** up!!! Anyway thats all for now but best wishes on a happy romance...... Gotta go for now, love That Crazy Girl aka Baby Rose |