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By john67ragtop Date: 2008 Sep 03 Comment on this Work [[2008.09.03.23.49.4275]] |
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What is your idea of a great first date? A night at the lake under the stars, possibly dinner and a movie....why is the first date so difficult? My two daughters have a better time dating than i do. I'm divorced and just hit 38!!! whoa!! Lets see... So you BECOME 21, TURN 30, PUSH 40, REACH 50 and MAKE IT to 60. You've built up so much speed that you HIT 70! After that it's a day-by-day thing; you HIT Wednesday! You get into your 80s and every day is a complete cycle; you HIT lunch; you TURN 4:30 ; you REACH bedtime and it doesn't end there. Into the 90s, you start going backwards; "I Was JUST 92." Then a strange thing happens. If you make it over 100, you become a little kid again. "I'm 100 and a half!" Where the hell am I going with all this???? Ha, Deja_vu again!! Someone rescue me before I go INSANE!! :-) |