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By wolfscreamer Date: 2011 Jan 18 Comment on this Work [[2011.01.18.07.55.30303]] |
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I,ve kind of been here for like 50 years and some change and I,m getting a little tired now.My main job has been keeping you walking,talking and you know general requirements to keep you chugging this long.Over the years I never complained when you added to my duties,never an athlete so thanks for that I had it easy in the early years.Unfortunately my designer thought that functionally software version 1.0 was good enough and never updated me.Sadly there was a bug in version 1.0 and design control has not been able to fix it yet.There is probably a technical term for the bug but my friend your brain says it,s something called "love".This bug has appeared a few times over the years and on one occasion almost caused system shut down but brain and I got together and after many years we contained it but it is still active and just waits for you to go to that site again.I seem to be getting the symptoms I remember from that last time and I need to tell you that my hardware is old and won,t be able to handle it this time.Please try to find a fix for me because I don,t want to fail you. P.S It,s me your heart |