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By HaremGirl Date: 2012 Mar 24 Comment on this Work [[2012.03.24.08.38.17921]] |
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A WOMAN'S PRAYER Before I lay me down to sleep I pray for a man who is not a creep One who's handsome, smart and strong One who loves to listen long One who thinks before he speaks One who'll call, not wait for weeks. I pray he's rich and self-employed and when I spend, won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and holds my hand Massage my feet and help me stand Please send a King to make me Queen. A man who loves to cook and clean. I pray this man will love no other, and relish visits from my mother. A MAN'S PRAYER I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with big boobs who owns a bar on a golf course and loves to send me fishing and drinking. This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit. ....... |