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By HaremGirl Date: 2012 May 30 Comment on this Work [[2012.05.30.22.51.4191]] |
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I convinced myself that I like salads, but in reality, it's not the salad itself that I like - but all those little extras that you add to make it taste good. Oh, I start with iceberg lettuce all right, but got to have the garnishments. It starts out small, but by the time I add all the trimmings, I have a salad that I can barely finish. Gotta have mushrooms, pepper, shredded cheddar, bacon bits, chopped hard boiled eggs, blue cheese dressing, onions, chopped ham, and a dash of parmesan or romano. I can tolerate a slice or two of bell pepper, and cucumber. But what would the lettuce be without the extras ? Just lettuce. Just plain old dull lettuce. After all,I'm not a rabbit am I ? But then love is just plain love, until you garnish it with romance, temptation, lust, teasing, flirting, gifts, compliments, late night phone calls, poetry, suggestive winks, flowers, trinkets, engagements, surprises, yearning, sweet talk, soft kisses, whispers, and all the things that cause your mouth to water and your salad to pale in comparison. ....... |