By jgleve@webtv.net
Date: 30 December 1999
On the Town
Ladies, put on your golden slippers.
Polish your face to hide your flaws.
Adorn yourselves with some risque attire.
Shoulders up, chest out, tummy tucked, legs
crossed, flip your hair, toss words around
with a conversational flair.
Bat your lashes between bathroom dashes.
Keep those lips coated apple red to
seduce that man or knock him dead!
It's all a dance...a game of chance..to
make them weaker.
Perhaps this is why I prefer my sneakers.
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