By Moira Hardy Date: 15 September 2000
Gary: "I don't love you enough to stay."
"You don't love me?"
"I love you, just not enough."
Michael: "I'd have less respect for you if you didn't fall apart sometimes."
Jonathan: "Are you too busy to meet me?"
"Yes. I am."
Alex: "Take a pretty girl out to dinner, kiss pretty girl...leave pretty girl in tears. It's been quite an evening."
James: "Do you know how long I've loved you?"
"No."
"Three years."
Joshua: "I'm so sorry. You should never have had to feel that way."
"You didn't know."
"But I shouldn't have made you sad."
Alex: "Is this the place? Is this where you love to be kissed?"
Mark: "It was okay."
"Seriously, though. All joking aside. Did you like dinner?"
"It was okay."
"That's not funny."
Gary: "You're the only one I know who'd get this joke..."
"You mean, I'm the only one you know who'd laugh at it!"
Michael: "You know I don't love you."
"Do you love her?"
"I think so. I would like to."
"Don't you want to be inside me?"
Alex: "Yes, but I don't think we should."
"Does it really make a difference at this point?"
"Yes, somehow it does."
Joshua: "I want to make a move, but I don't know how."
Gary: "I don't love you when you're like this."
Jonathan:"Actually, I have a spouse."
Mark: "I thought that you would never let me kiss you."
James:"But you have too much integrity for that, don't you?"
"Integrity? You're romanticizing."
"I don't think so."
Jonathan: "I should go now."
Alex: "Are you okay? Are we cool?"
"Oh, yes. Fine."