By Misti Velvet Rainwater
Date: 13 August 2000

Misti & Chris...a nonlinear transcript

Stop being a dork on purpose!
Settle down!
You're nuts!
Have you always been this way?
Look! I'm a vampire!
Aw, baby...that's so cute!
What the hell was that?!!
How many voices do you have?
Look...I'm serious...settle down
No more Ozzy!
I've got to get some sleep
Let's go on the Blender and give 'em an update!
I really don't think they want any more of that.
Damn it! Why won't anyone be my friend?
Can I light the candle?
Will you go with me to get one more drink of water?
Tickle my butt.
Okay...what song do you want me to sing to you?
You're too good! White girls shouldn't be able to sing the blues like that!
You like the way my armpits smell?
Let's get married tomorrow.
When I pull on your hair like that it's a signal to wake me up.
Why are the dogs barking?
I hate dogs.