By sarah iristakeroot@juno.com
Date: 31 August 2000
once upon a second
i wanted to tell a story
with a man
and a woman
they seem to be good subject material
and i wanted to tell how the man
fell in love with the woman
but everyone always falls in love
so maybe if a woman fell in love with
the man, but that isn't quite unique either
well, there were two people
and one had a penis and one had a vagina
that might work better
but these two ran into each other one day
and after picking themselves up
they introduced themselves and went on
their merry way
but only after appraising each other
and having lustful thoughts
that involved multiple screams indulating
from the females normally timid vocal cords
then after both the person with the penis
and the person with the vagina
flushed a wonderful shade of tomato
they said, wow, i hope i hear from you again
and said, but of course vagina person
you will hear from me again, i'll call you tommorow
so then they really parted this time
and they each put their legs one by one
into the pants they stripped so happily from each other
and the vagina person put on her bra
and then her shirt, noting, that she wished she didn't
have to wear a bra
and the penis person didn't put on a bra
not noting that he has lived a braless life
but they really were still walking away
because this was just a fantasy that happened upon
their brains after running into a penis person
and vagina person, and then while picking themselves up
happened to live another life with another person.
the end.
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