By Doug Wolf
Date: 29 August 2000
Proposition 1
Given then, that other men
Have come on bended knee
To ask and plead, or beg the need
Of thine anatomy,
I come unbowed, unbent and proud
Before thee on this day
To ask thee dear, if thou woulds't like
To screw the night away?
From nose to toes and back again
All over thou'd be kissed
With gentle hands to soft caress
The parts I may have missed.
And if thou still should have a spot
In need of special care,
At thy word, mine lips and tongue
Would bring much pleasure there.
Our friendship dear, hath long been based
On love, respect, and trust;
But now's the time, I think, to add
A sweet exquisite lust;
So if I may be bold, my love
(these subtleties, they vex)
Say the word and I shall bring
Much pleasure to thine sex.
And if I may be bolder still,
This arrogance would suit:
Mozart's not the only one
Who's got a "Magic Flute"
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