By Misti Velvet Rainwater
Date: 14 August 2000

Comic Relief (Nonlinear Transcript #3)

oooh I love you, baby
I just want to drink some Coca-Cola and eat
some candy and look at the Sunday Times
and drive you crazy

what voice is THAT? Irish? what are you trying to be now?
the Lucky Charms guy? You sound just like that leprechaun!

nononono! not trying to be Lucky Charms guy!
I just Misti! I the gooderest girl in the WORLD!

yeah...you're nuts! That's it...no more sugar for you

don't want to sleep! nightmares scare me!
what song do you want me to sing to put
you to sleep?

yeah...you want to put me to sleep
so you can go get on ICQ

aw...I wouldn't do that! I just want to sit on the potty
and look at the engagement announcements in the Times!
what song what song what song?!!

it doesn't put me to sleep when you sing
it just turns me on

no! none of that talk! you've GOT to get your sleep!
why won't you let me sing you ONE little song?
how about "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star"?

if that is what it would take to shut you up
and calm you down, go ahead and sing it


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