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By Misti Submitted by chris Date: 2001 Jul 15 Comment on this Work [[2001.07.15.02.36.12572]] |
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Dirk Diggler didn't know what to do. He had dozens of pairs of Dacron underwear but they were all dirty. And he couldn't find his diamond pinky ring. "Go to the store," his friend Deedee suggested. "That's dumb. All my dollars are already spent," Dirk said with derision. ...Deeply disgusted, Dirk dove into the pool to clear his head. At the bottom of the pool, he found Deedee's dildo. "Look what I found," Dirk told Deedee, who was lounging on the diving board. "I think it's dead," Deedee stated. "Come on, crew," Captain Deepthrust called out from the deck, daquiri in hand. "Let's go to Denny's and drink some decaf." |