By Chris and Misti Submitted by chris Date: 2001 Aug 19 Comment on this Work [[2001.08.19.14.11.7515]] |
Survey says... If I could have but one thing, I think it would be a mermaid in my garden. No, I would want more than that; I would want her to be part of a great fountain of squirting water. And the water would be bright blue... like Windex. And not only that but it would play My Heart Will Go On over and over... And the mermaid would be wearing a Heart of the Ocean necklace... She would be a totem for our marriage-- blessing us and our children for many generations to come. We will never divorce as long as Mermaid sings her song... |