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By Misti Date: 2001 Sep 28 Comment on this Work [[2001.09.28.10.52.11223]] |
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Grandma, you have nothing whatsoever to do with romance so I know you won't mind if I don't write a poem about you and your wise ways and charm school? okay, sure...really lovely makes the valentine heart pump vats of passionate love absolutely oh, but Scarlett O'Hara went to charm school and didn't drop out no, she passed with flying colors and went on to marry one man for revenge another man for money another man because he was a good kisser who promised her a big, gaudy ring all the while withering away staring at Ashley's picture so many Southern Belles graduate like our dear Scarlett from charm school with SOARING colors the ugliness so prettily concealed with Mary Kay going to church gossiping on the phone and ICQ the romance of it all is that Southern men love them, anyway and breed with them in trailer parks where plantations once stood when the South was rosy |