|
By Savannah Haze Date: 2002 Jan 13 Comment on this Work [[2002.01.13.23.42.16394]] |
|
54. it took me 99% of the time we were together to forget that i was 54. not on his priority list (no, i was much lower than that) not on his scale of 1 to 100 (i still don't know where i ranked on that) not even his number of girlfriends (judging from his photo albums i was more like 16) no, i was his 54th lover (more like conquest or as he told me once when he was drunk on maker's mark... fuck) 54, 54, 54... is that so bad? is he normal? am i a prude? let's see. he lost his virginity at 14. he's 26. now i'm an english teacher but i think that means he's been going at it for 12 years. that would be 4 and a half girls a year. that's not bad is it? 54, 54, 54... jeeeesus. i felt like a whore after i couldn't count them on one hand. but after a year of him and a year of therapy i'd almost forgotten it. of course, by then i'd forgotten why i was with him, too. now i find out he added numbers 55 through 62 (approximately) while we were together. but i'm not bitter... i just hope his pecker falls off. |