By B.K.
Date: 2002 Feb 08
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Thingy Dew

I gave up drinking soda pop
Even my heroin Mountain Dew
My stomach went flat
How about that
How the heck are you?
The girl next to me at work
Told me she heard
That if guys drank
Mountain Dew it would
Make their things shrink
Thingy shrink?  I didn't blink
Yeah, that's the daily news
I almost fell off my chair
Thinking about all those
Shrunken thingys
Laughing hard
What an urban legend card
So what's the news with you?
You don't do the Dew Do You?
Whew, I didn't think you dew