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By B.K. Date: 2002 Feb 08 Comment on this Work [[2002.02.08.17.11.10385]] |
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I gave up drinking soda pop Even my heroin Mountain Dew My stomach went flat How about that How the heck are you? The girl next to me at work Told me she heard That if guys drank Mountain Dew it would Make their things shrink Thingy shrink? I didn't blink Yeah, that's the daily news I almost fell off my chair Thinking about all those Shrunken thingys Laughing hard What an urban legend card So what's the news with you? You don't do the Dew Do You? Whew, I didn't think you dew ©bk2002 |