By Misti
Date: 2002 Jun 08
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You Have Got to Trash Those Scarlett O'Whoreuh Aspirations

don't flirt
you said before I boarded
that Sleepy Town Train
"flirting is harmless," I protested
No. Don't do it.
you insisted
"but I am an artist! that poem was just...art!"
you know better than that
you've tolerated my vanity
my Scarlett O'Whoreuh aspirations
pining away for the unattainable
all the while
smiling for you
with a Pretty Please

You Are Playing With Fire...someone told me that
not too long ago
Put Away Those Matches
and count
your blessings.

but this morning I dreamed that
we went inside a burger hut
and I told them (as always)
"all the vegetables, just no mustard or mayo"
and of course
the guy handed me a burger
slathered with mayo on BOTH sides!!!
I told him there was no way I could eat it
I wanted a new burger
so he wiped off the mayo with a napkin
and I went ballistic
the manager didn't apologize
he told me to get a life

then I was in a bookstore
with endless aisles
I was looking for Crazy Cock
or Black Spring by Henry Miller
but then when I found Crazy Cock
I didn't want it anymore, after all

today I'm going shopping for a swimsuit
and sunscreen
and a plastic lawn chair
but please
don't take it
personally.