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By Misti Date: 2002 Jul 11 Comment on this Work [[2002.07.11.01.56.5231]] |
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Do you like to straddle your lover and go to town to Elvis Costello & Sophie Van Otter? Do you like to eat Tostitos and jalapenos after sex? Do you like to go swimming with your lover at midnight in an apartment complex swimming pool and rule out sex because of the chlorine? Do you surprise your lover with yellow smiley face balloons and a yellow piggy bank just because? Do you come every time you have sex? Do you care? Do you have the same kind of sex now that you had at seventeen? Do you forgive yourself for lusting after John Travolta or Olivia Newton John for the last scene in "Grease" alone? Do you wonder how different your life would be now if you had worked your way through college as a circus clown? Do you despise yourself for being a multiple orgasm junkie? Do you giggle when browsing adult toy shops looking for college edition Playboys and inconspicuous vibrators? Do you wonder what sex with Brian Wilson would be like? Do you spare your mom and sister the gory details? Do you rule out getting a tattoo of someone's name, thinking of Johnny Depp's "Wino Forever"? Do you wish you could be a fly on the wall of Jennifer and Brad's boudoir? Do you know Victoria's Secret? Do you mourn the death of Axl and Stephanie's love? Do you think semen tastes like pickle juice? Do you think Dubya is sexy, despite his blaring lack of intellect and irony? Do you wish you were gay? Oh. |