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By Misti Lake Submitted by chris Date: 2002 Nov 04 Comment on this Work [[2002.11.04.03.40.22192]] |
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(Please kiss.) (Don't miss!) The Tokay Gecko invented the French kiss. A French prostitute named Leelee saw one flicking its tongue at another Tokay Gecko. Hence the name. "Suck my kiss" by the Red Hot Chili Peppers is a far better title than it is a song. "I never kissed that woman. Monica Lewinsky." -Bill Clinton "When we too first mary, husband kiss me all the time. I in kitchen cook--he say 'How bout kiss, littel ladi' and he no wate for a reply--he kiss me on the mouth. This troo. Now only time kiss come up when I tell him, 'Take out trash!' He say, 'kiss my freckled ass.'" -Kim Wu "Kissed by a Rose" is a stupid song. It sucks. If I hear it on the radio I promptly change the station. "Don't kiss on the first date. Wait until the fourth date or until he has given you a piece of jewelry. Whichever comes first." -Dr. Laura Schlessinger "Don't kiss me. Don't look deep into my eyes. I won't be *analyzed/scrutinized/tried on for size* realize--I won't be kissed by a stranger. There's a real danger in kissing someone who doesn't know if they love you yet. It makes me shudder just thinkin' about it." -Estrella, waitress (SO MUCH CONTAINED IN ONE MERE KISS) "Kiss me when I'm sober. Then I'll think about it." -Tabitha, surfer girl "Inside our 1st kiss was a treasure map and would you believe it led me to his SOUL." -Skylena, candy shop clerk "Kiss me like you mean it, damn it, or else get your ass on the next bus to Lonely." -Kittie, currently unemployed "My 1st ever kiss? It was with Abigail, who lived across the street. It tasted like strawberry lip gloss. Yum." -Lionel, stocker at Hasting's "I can't believe you kissed those dancers. There's no tellin' where their mouths have been." -Jennifer, RN "I don't regret a single kiss I ever participated in. Cocaine-fueled, alcohol-tinged, whatever. A kiss is love and love is God so it's all good, baby." -George W. Bush "I married George simply because he was the first man who ever kissed me like he meant it." -Laura Bush "I don't remember my first kiss. I remember my first and last piss, though, on the Alamo." -Ozzy Osbourne |