By jimmyallgrownup
Submitted by jimmyallgrownup
Date: 2002 Dec 02
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Why Ain't There More Homos In the 'Hood?

Why ain't there more homos in the 'hood?
That would be SO off the hook! There just should
be.
Yo,  I ain't frontin',
just tryin' to ask you somethin':
Why ain't there more homos in the 'hood?
Word!
  
Me and Pedro be crusin' in our G-ride...
Homies give us shit but let it slide.
Not a cloud in the sky,
we throwin' down for Westside,
but why ain't there more homos in the hood?!

Shorty blowin' up my pager 'cause she can.
She goes to the mall I pay the bill.
She thinks I'm bangin'
(or at the very least straight)
but you and I know that that's just ill!

So . . .

Why ain't there more homos in the 'hood?
That would be SO off the hook! There just should
be.
Yo,  I ain't frontin',
just tryin' to tell you somethin'.
There should be more homos in the 'hood . . .
Word!

Later on me and my man we rollin' dice.
I'm suckin' on a 40 an it's so
nice.
Not a cloud in the sky,
no bullets whizzin' by . . .
Moments like this are just so fly.

(Even
    though
        I'm
           gay,
it makes me wanna say . . .)

So what if there ain't more homos in the 'hood?
Liza's overrated and Barbra's played
out.
Yo,  I guess I was frontin',
just tryin' to tell you somethin':
So what if there ain't more homos in the 'hood?
Word!

But Paradise don't last because it can't.
I wanna have it all but Pedro says I shant.
Keep seein' cute guys in hoodies,
Dawg, I gots a woody!
I can't help it if everyone wants to get in my pant(s).

So let's rap it
one
  more
    time,
this time with PRIDE!

There should be more homos in the 'hood.
That would be SO off the hook . . . there just should
be.
Yo, I ain't frontin',
just tryin' to tell you somethin':
There should be more homos in the 'hood!

(Word.)