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By B.K. Date: 2003 Jun 03 Comment on this Work [[2003.06.03.19.14.12840]] |
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Tonight I lit a candle Prayed to blender god that glows Please Big Kahuney (that'southern for Kahuna) Make them let our people go We are tired of the persecution Who the heck let these turkeys loosen? From the kids that need their hineys waxed (Teej has the recipe for shiney hiney wax)Please fax Samuel that's rude to the core He rattles on he's such a bore (Squirrel= rat with a big tail) I prayed for all's ability to spell And to purify my rebel yell Teach these kids not to jerk adult chains Please give them knowledge Do not leave them dim lit half-brains Please let the writing not be boring God it takes a lot of ignoring Pray this is the end of this slimy tale Give me patience of Jobes killer whale Put them weenie whiners in ignore JAIL (That's blenders best mean and perfect HELL) bk (THE END) |