By Misti
Date: 2003 Jun 06
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A Ridiculous Rap (Not FM Radio Friendly)

You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.
-Frank Zappa


aight (all right for all you English hounds)
yo, check this out (attention! listen up!)
everybody's got a list of gripes, bitches
and complaints
saints ain't real
'cause Paul is dead
we got sinners who are ill
in the head preachin' poisoned platitudes
instead to all the deviants who masturbate
and hate organized hypocrisy painted up
as date night with Jesus the Main Man
with fishy bumper stickers on their sedans
and SUVs how can you love God when you can't
love me or your neighbor, for that matter
'cause he's out of control
blasting your virgin ears with satanic
rock and roll and he doesn't want you to
save his soul 'cause he isn't scared
if you cared so much you'd lend the guy
some cds and videos when he's feelin' down
'stead of talkin' 'bout the stars he can
wear in his crown if he walks your way
gay people bother you
black people bother you
Thomas Jefferson must be rollin' in his grave
'cause he loved White God America
while fuckin' his favorite African slave
keep pointin' that finger
and someone someday is gonna bite it off
and you'll be bleedin' alone while
the village idiots scoff and walk away
to spank their monkeys
indulge in a sweaty fuck
or blast yo ass with some
foul wordplay.