By Misti
Date: 2003 Jul 06
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Bob Smith

to survive
if surviving is your goal
you have to be invisible
as wallpaper
as white paint
in the background, yeah
not too colorful, yeah
taken for granted
no scent
no voice
no blood
to speak of

you better not shout
you better not pout
you better walk the straight route
one tiptoe
at a time

try to achieve the sublime
and you're pretentious
yank the reason outta rhyme
and you're contentious
don't build fences
let everyone and their dog inside
you can't act like you know more
than the little sheep
down the lane
you've got to graze
the green grass
and not gaze
upon the sky

if your name is Twilight Mankiller
it would be to your benefit
to change it to Traci or Teresa Jones
if you're a Damien Echols
go with Bob Smith

don't learn all the myths
that other people take as gospel
be hospitable to demons
'cause sometimes those bad boys
are angels in drag

turn down your music
tune in to the easy listening station
trade in your satanic t-shirts
for Wal-Mart crews
in red, white and blue
believe that Jesus can save you
and nothing else matters

respect your Mad Hatter elders
and perfect your Mr. Rogers manners
and Captain Kangaroo smile
cut off your own balls
or clit if you think
that will
help

become someone else
courtesy of Celexa/Prozac/Wellbutrin/Zyprexa
finish hating your parents and yourself
in a week's stay in the hospital
on the hill
that has bars on the windows
and juice boxes in the fridge
go to bed on time
and don't sleep through art therapy
or you'll be bloodying your fists
on quiet room walls

you best dumb your punk ass down
burn your Wicca/astrology/Nietzche/Darwin/Anasazi books
find solace
in the revelations and affirmations
of Thomas Kincaide/Charles Stanley/Kathie Lee Gifford
and the Apostle Paul
who gave up sex 'cause J.C. was his boyfriend

go to the mall and buy yourself
a Total Request Live identity
be Jessica Simpson
be an American Idol
quote Dubya without irony
put a bumper sticker on your soccer mom SUV
that says Got Jesus?
that will make other people ponder and say
Hmmm...I now realize the error of my ways
your light will shine bright
don't hide it under a bushel, no
and don't let Satan blow it out

shout at the Devil
burn Marilyn Manson cds and throw
witch babies in the chlorine
see if they will float

don't rock the boat
throw that anchor down
you will be the toast of the town
in all your pasty
angelic glory.