By Misti
Date: 2003 Jul 18
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Gobbled

I don't know if I'm burning with envy
or chlamydia
you're in the middle of a party I left
many Bacardi lemonades ago
your confusion and flustered
is it Love or Hate or Memorex
bullshit smells like Prell to me
but hell call it poetry if you want to
you will get compliments from dumb drama junkies
who enjoy dog paddling their way through
the same tired quagmire
woof woof the roof is on fire
burn baby burn
at the latest generic version of Studio 54
in your Versace whore knockoff dress
a damsel in distress
loves any dragon
gets off on his breath
and the roasty toasty death of dignity
and subsequent wake
all for the sake of fifteen minutes
of fame via reality skank TV
Girls Gone Wild!
Girls Gone to the Hounds of Hell!
Girls Gobbled Up With a Dishwasher Bent Spoon
Girls Spit Out Like a Stale Loony Tune Cartoon
vitamin somewhere in between a hungover brunch
on the back porch and a microwave dinner
you are thinner than me with tremendous tits
a happy-go-luckierest ditz oozing a young
Susan Dey vibe
you come from a bland tribe that does not quit
you're the reason Amerikka loves Jen and Brad Pitt
you can have your party and your pretty King cake
you can smile and hand him a splintered stake
but I'll stay in the lake loving the peace
the cease fire the Lagoon Nebulae the distant
snapping turtles and deep cold nothing
you are something else, girlfriend
send my regrets my RSVP to the god only you can see
take it for free while it lasts
have a blast on your way to the whiny
rainy day melted
mildewed
parade.