By Misti
Date: 2003 Aug 29
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'George Bush, I Would Party Witcha'

Hey Dubya Junior
Mister President
at times like these it's evident
your lovely Laura ain't givin' as good as she got
'cause you're a manic robot
stuck on destruction mode
you dream of oil rigs gushing blood
and sit on the commode thinking about how
much better the Grand Canyon would be
if only there were more souvenir shops
and a roller coaster, too
maybe even a star spangled mediocrity mangled
Grand Canyonettes revue
I tell you what, dude
put away your toy soldiers
and your Mickey Mouse schemes
those dreams won't take you to Wonderland
the Red Queen is never quite what you had planned
fall down a deep hole and follow this rabbit
everything you want is yours
if you can grab it
first we'll meet the Caterpillar
and ask him to pass the pipe
and you can nibble on the mushroom
to see if it's ripe
then you can nibble on me
and I will nibble on you
and if we're an hour or two
late to the tea party I know the Mad Hatter
and March Hare won't hold a grudge
when I'm through with you it will take more
than a cup of tea to make you budge
you would look so good lipstick smudged
and tied to the tracks
yeah, the choo choo train is comin'
but it doesn't go too fast
you might die but it won't be a big deal
in Wonderland nothing is real
tears make a pretty ocean
and you can doggy paddle to a grassy atoll
where the Mock Turtle hangs his soul
out to dry acoustic style
to the warmth of a burning pile of
books that tell color-coded lies
and you can watch the ashes rise
a Phoenix Mockingbird
you can curse in Bible verse
and it wont' say a word
how absurd is that
sloppy paint-by-number picture
this is just to say
hey, George Bush
I would party witcha