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By Misti Date: 2003 Oct 11 Comment on this Work [[2003.10.11.04.20.14137]] |
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today is friday and i did not live but i breathed and laughed watching "The Price Is Right" because Bob Barker got upset and flustered and turned it into comedy all of this from a contestant spinning the wheel too hard and falling back and almost knocking poor Bob over Bob said he should have stayed in the Navy damn, that made me laugh today is friday and i did not live but i breathed and slept hard and woke up before my husband got home from working in the AOL coal mines and hurriedly put on a pretty face and rushed out into the rain so that my husband would not complain about me sleeping all day and getting nothing accomplished i drove through the water looking for Osuna saw a double rainbow over the mountains finally found the Precious Moments childcare center went inside and grabbed an application oh, such elation returning to a field that doesn't pay shit but at least i will no longer have to speak to bored rich bitches on the phone and convince them in a Marcia Brady voice that their lives will not be complete without the latest lace tanga or low-rise jeans the color of Barney's vomit today is friday and i did not live loud like a sexy successful 24 year old heading to the pub after work with Todd and Krista and Mallory and Rick making plans for later on dancing and drinking martinis at the newest throbbing hot spot on Central today is friday and i lived quiet in my plum colored sweatshirt and pajama pants talking to my husband until he told me to leave him alone so he could watch some movie in which Nicolas Cage plays a detective on assignment to see if a girl in a snuff movie is really dead and i don't like being dismissed so i said Fuck You and gave my husband the finger like i always do waiting maybe hoping that he would snap it in half today is friday and i finally called it a day after enough disappointment and angst and hunger had ensued went to bed unhappy and slept soundly until my husband woke me up and angrily asked What's Wrong With You? i don't remember my reply but it was short and not sweet and i turned over and went back to sleep and dreamed of my husband watching another horror movie and making me believe in my five year old stupidity that it was true and it was going to happen to me, too, and i had to pee but i was too scared to go to the bathroom in the dark and he mocked me and i threw things that did not shatter today is friday and it does not matter that i am alive. |