By Misti
Date: 2003 Nov 01
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Defective Robot

you tell me I am not going to change my patterns
always going on to the next job
saying Fuck You when you challenge me
talking about other men
because you are cold beside me
and I am burning in hell
begging for a drop of water
I tell you I am a defective robot
so find a better one
a sweet and sexy robot
a robot that is not neurotic
a robot that can hold down a job
help you pay the bills and rent on time
a robot that will let you fuck it up the ass
and yet somehow remind your parents
of Sandy in "Grease"
you need a hiking robot
a robot that cares about the names of trees
and insects and mountain ranges
you need a robot who does the laundry
and puts it away like clockwork
you do not need a Jack Daniels swigging
pill popping erratic moody loudmouthed robot
that screams I Need To Be Fucked!
and throws photo albums and books
across the room
you say we will divorce in a civil manner
married too soon
you should have asked for my resume
instead of my phone number
and I tell you Build Me A Better Webpage
Help Me Snare Another Hapless Mate
Into My Intricate Dewy Web.