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By aparajita Date: 2003 Dec 17 Comment on this Work [[2003.12.17.12.32.1181]] |
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frogs aren't so bad really, i mean, green is a nice color after all. a frog will never mind a romantic walk in the rain or a delicious bath for two. of course, cold webbed feet simply must be hiding a warm heart. imagine those eyes that can look into mine for hours. and, the real prize is that there's a prince inside each one eager to get out. guess i will just keep trying to find mine out there somewhere waiting for me. ------------------------------------------------------------ A frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline and was told, "You are going to meet a beautiful young woman who will want to know everything about you." The frog said, "That's great! Will I meet her at a party, or what?" "No," said the psychic, "Next semester in her biology class." ------------------------------------------------------------ It seems there were two frogs sitting on a lily pad, when all of a sudden, a fly came along. One frog put out his tongue, ate the fly, and started laughing hysterically. Soon the other frog joined in the laughter. Later in the day, the other frog ate a fly and the two frogs burst out in laughter. As time went on, the frogs enjoyed the flies so much that the sight of a fly would cause them to double up with pleasure (if it's possible for frogs to double up!). But of course, the most pleasure came when the fly was actually eaten. A third frog hopped up to the first two and asked what was so funny. The first frog answered "Time." "Huh?" asked the third frog. The second frog explained: "Time's fun when your having flies." |