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By Misti Date: 2003 Dec 27 Comment on this Work [[2003.12.27.03.32.26928]] |
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People say that I am mean. My hair is bad and my eyes aren't green. I fancy myself the Mayflower Queen. I wipe my ass until it's clean. Don't demean and put me in a box. I don't have Harry Winston rocks. I don't have a show on Fox. I have curly hair and candy cane socks. I have one key and lots of locks. I'm a lucky loser and my life is a sham. Do you think I give a damn? You can take your insults and up your ass swiftly cram along with a Look At Me Ma I'm A Slut On TV cam. I am dull and have no sheen. I live behind a bug splattered screen. I am the best actress I've ever seen. I wipe my ass until it's clean. Don't lean to the right and ask for a light. I will steal your cigarettes all damn night. Try to pet me and I will bite. I am not here to fly your kite. I'm a candy girl and my teeth are mad. I shoplift the lollipops and make Mr. Hooper sad. Oscar the Grouch is grumpy but I am bad. I live on the Lower East side in a crack whore pad. You might smirk but this is true. I'm a library book on auto mechanics long overdue. You get a shot so that you won't get the flu. I take a shot so that I can screw. I never made the list of any dean. I'm somewhere between voluptuous and lean. I have a senile half-Irish grandma named Irene. I wipe my ass until it's clean. |