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By Misti Date: 2004 Apr 16 Comment on this Work [[2004.04.16.17.56.846]] |
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Purple Pieman/Preacher: Do you Ken take Ben to be your lawfully wedded husband? Ken: I most definitely do. Purple Pieman: Will you love him with passion until the day you die? Ken: I will. Purple Pieman: Wake him up with a blow job every morning? Ken: Absolutely. Yuppie Barbie/Onlooker: What kind of vows are those? How disgusting. Yuppie Ken: They're obviously not legally binding. What a bunch of nonsense. Purple Pieman: Excuse me, you two are interrupting the ceremony. Please go away so I can marry this couple. Barbie: This is a public beach. I can't believe you're doing this. What if kids or elderly people or Christians walked by? Gay Ken: We have nothing to be ashamed of. We want the world to know that we're in love and we're going to spend the rest of our lives celebrating our love. Ben: Yeah. So if this offends you, keep walking. Barbie: Two men getting married. Putting "blow job" in the vows. Before you know it, people will be marrying PEZ dispensers. Nothing is sacred anymore. Yuppie Ken: This country is going to hell in a handbasket. Come on, hon. We don't want to keep Brett and Lindsey waiting at Mr. Chow's. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Crazy Barbie: He may be plastic but he's always hard and he always brings me candy. And he never says,"Shut your mouth and get down on all fours." [standing beside construction worker PEZ dispenser] Purple Pieman: I now pronounce you PEZ dispenser and wife. |