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By Misti Date: 2004 Aug 10 Comment on this Work [[2004.08.10.14.03.20139]] |
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so I'm trying to write erotica no, I'm writing erotica I'm trying to write better than decent erotica with the sole purpose of turning on my boyfriend while we do the long-distance thing sublime.directory is no help at all their erotica seems to all be written by the same depraved weirdo from the UK the depravity I don't mind but the writing leaves a lot to be desired so I write stories five to eight pages long the professor and the freshman the recently divorced man and his best friend's teenage daughter the married woman in the shower with the note on the door that reads Come On In! I'm In The Shower! no morals to these stories strictly designed to get you off or at least make you laugh trying so I am running out of ways to describe cunnilingus and the basic male/female fuck all the breasts are small and pert with big nipples like mine so that my boyfriend doesn't get any ideas and I'm trying to manage all of this while learning the inside and outside of computers ROM and RAM and scuzzy and in joke error messages like PEBCAK and I don't have a photographic memory so on the practice test yesterday I gave smart ass answers so my instructor hates me now so I am bummed out drinking a mocha Moolatte from Dairy Queen so I need to lose fifteen pounds so I am not taking my therapist's advice I am so good I'm not taking notes. |