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By Misti Date: 2004 Oct 20 Comment on this Work [[2004.10.20.04.11.15113]] |
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oh god I can see her now and I fucking hate her the woman you will have after me she will be shallow but politically aware with better hair and breasts and all the rest a fucking fantasy brunette who can chat with all your friends and never make them wonder for one second What is Wrong With That Chick??? because she will have a job doesn't matter what kind she will have a job and she will never lose it and as for losing it that goes for her temper, too she will be one cool cucumber mama mellow man she won't see the danger or moral dilemma in the occasional tweak she will fuck you into next week but only if you want it she won't pounce on you and then say Just Kidding if you aren't in the mood she won't eat all your food and then ask for more she won't bore you with tales of childhood woe she will be so amazing you will forget all about your tragedies with all your exes including me you will want to move in with her immediately even if she has a pet that stinks and thinks nothing of the roaches scuttling by she won't try to win you over she just will and you will feel everything with her you cannot feel with me. |