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By Misti Date: 2004 Dec 07 Comment on this Work [[2004.12.07.17.34.3313]] |
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the laws of the jungle are simple (hardly rocket science) don't touch a hysterical woman don't tell a woman she is psycho a monster a bitch and then hate her for not staying get a fucking clue leave her alone find a more suitable mate one who won't claw your eyes out preschoolers learn the laws of the jungle everyday don't play with bullies they'll make you cry don't be a snitch you'll piss off the teachers who know what you're going to say before you say it because they've heard it all before at least a hundred times some kids are naturally more lovable and charming than others if you can't be cute be polite and keep outta trouble and Aladdin loved Jasmine because she was pretty and sweet and wasn't afraid of flying around on his magic carpet and Jasmine loved Aladdin because he was street smart and bold and knew how badly she ached to be free but if the story changed if Aladdin refused to learn a trade and stop stealing food Jasmine could leave his punk ass for Tarzan and swing from the vines the laws of the jungle are engraved in the hearts of survivors and not soon forgotten those who break the laws of the jungle aren't tolerated or easily forgiven if you are too soft to comprehend get outta the way lions won't be laying down with the lambs anytime soon. |