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By Misti Date: 2004 Dec 09 Comment on this Work [[2004.12.09.13.01.8182]] |
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the nerve of Christine Jackson telling you last summer not to take me back telling you night before last we hurt her feelings and took advantage of her Christ-like nature so one e-mail from me shut her up for good (ding dong the witch is dead) the nerve of my maternal grandmother telling me last summer when I was at the mercy of my family to throw away my books because I had too many and to never buy another book again so we spent the fifty dollars she sent on books and dollar store luxuries and Wendy's not gas and groceries as she suggested talk about the budget and your condition and our ex-roommate brought us down I told you I was going to soak in a bubblebath with my new JANE magazine and forget who I was for thirty minutes you crawled up to the doorway to tell me as you often do that you love me and are so grateful then in bed we looked through the nerve.com sex book with cheesy photographs (a naked guy with a boner mowing the lawn) I laughed my ass off at the ridiculous wordplay you got horny I was too amused so you did your thing and after it was over told me we're still paying for last summer's phone sex marathons. |