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By Misti Date: 2005 Feb 22 Comment on this Work [[2005.02.22.14.34.10547]] |
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Skeletor, our skinny black dog, is out of his head. Everyday I come home to a new pile of shit and chewed up videos. You shouldn't have left. Skeletor blames it all on me and I don't appreciate it. I could tell Skeletor that you left because you found a better job and a more phlegmatic girlfriend in Seattle. He wouldn't understand. He'd growl at me without sympathy. The solution is not obedience school or a better brand of dog food. I think you know what the solution is. But I don't have your phone number so I can't call and remind you. |