By chris
Date: 2005 Jun 21
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[[2005.06.21.13.16.13265]]

product placement

"For a time his favorite food was Cheetos, and when those ran out, Saddam would 'get grumpy'.... One day the guards substituted Doritos corn chips, and Saddam forgot about Cheetos. 'He'd eat a family size bag of Doritos in 10 minutes'...."

-AP news, 6/20/05

forget cheetos
(SO white trash)
(even saddam would concur)
yer my fun-size bag of
doritos
my starbucks
that's open
24/7
(and what's with the weird
sizing
anyway?
if there's a 'tall'
why isn't there a 'wide'?)
yeah it was a bitch gettin'
here
but now it's an easy ride
'cause you're my mountain bike
with 21 gears
on an all-downhill run
with free air-conditioning
thrown in on the side
and no bumps in the road
(just re-paved yesterday)
for some reason streets
in front of half-million
dollar homes
usually end up that way
but i think i like this
place
let's stay
for a lifetime or two
(me & you & you & me)
or at least until we can build
a little honest equity
and sell when we're good
and ready
'cause few things are sexier
than market appreciation
(well
maybe you
in that black velvet teddy)