By Misti
Date: 2005 Oct 02
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Yonic

first I was bothered by the huge pepper grinder
featured in the restaurant scene in
"Sex and the City"
then the commercial that starred the giant
ear of corn
"I'm tired of all these phallic symbols," I said
"What's the opposite of phallic?" I asked
you didn't know
"cuntacious?" I guessed
but of course I was wrong
when we talk tomorrow I'll tell you I Googled
the answer
and used it as the title
for this poem
and you being you
you won't yawn
or change
the subject.