By Misti
Date: 2006 May 15
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True Love Waits, My Ass

Cassie was so excited she could just shit. Today was the day she'd been dreaming of since she was five years old and saw Princess Diana marry Prince Charles on television. She was going to get married.

"Honey, you look like Cinderella," Cassie's mom said.
Cassie was sitting in front of the mirror in the dressing room of the First Baptist church in Bluebonnetsville, Texas. Her face was made-up, her long blond hair was elegantly styled in a chignon and she was wearing her brand-new white strapless satin wedding gown. Cassie's parents had spared no expense for their only daughter's wedding. She was their pretty little princess with perfect golden hair, blue eyes, straight white teeth and perky 34C titties. Cassie was 22 years old but she still called her parents Mommy and Daddy. They ate that shit up, especially Daddy.

"Are you nervous, baby?" Mommy asked.
"A little," Cassie said.

Cassie had been taught that True Love Waits. Her hymen was still very much intact. The man she was about to marry, Colby Whittaker, was the only man Cassie had ever dated. They had been dating ever since they met on a youth group rafting trip the summer before their freshman year of high school. The only hanky panky they had indulged in was French kissing. Colby had tried to fondle Cassie's titties more than a few times. Cassie always said something along the lines of,"No, baby. Jesus wouldn't approve."

Now that the big day had finally arrived Cassie felt a bit queasy. What was sex like? Was it anything like the porn videos Cassie had found in her brother's room? Would it hurt? She wanted to ask Mommy but was afraid of what Mommy would say. So Cassie kept her pink Mary Kay lipsticked mouth shut.

"You're going to live happily ever after, I promise. Colby will work for his daddy and you can stay home and have babies and host Tupperware parties," Mommy said.
"Yeah, that's true. Well, I'm ready to do my thing now," Cassie said.
"Honey, cheer up! There's nothing to it! You'll walk down that aisle, all eyes on you, you'll look into the eyes of your Prince Charming, say the vows, then get kissed! Then you'll ride the limo to the reception at the country club and there will be cake and punch and home videos of when you and Colby were adorable babies! Then you get to jet off to Cabo San Lucas for two whole weeks! Me and Daddy just went to San Antonio for three days when we got married. You're a lucky girl."

Cassie did not feel lucky. She was freaking out. She plastered a big fat fake smile on her face and left the dressing room.

So Cassie and Colby got married, got pelted with birdseed, drank Dr. Pepper in the limo, drank punch and ate cake at the reception, kissed and hugged their relatives, posed for pictures, and rode the limo to the airport. On the plane ride to Cabo San Lucas Cassie read the latest book recommended by Oprah and Colby read his Rainbow Study Bible.

After dinner and a moonlit/starlit/balmy stroll on the beach, Cassie and Colby found themselves clammy and awkward and all alone in their expensive suite, complete with a balcony, two televisions, a mini fridge, a sofa, a table with chairs, a garden tub and a king size bed. Cassie had changed into her obligatory filmy white negiligee. Colby was in his white Fruit of the Looms. His erection was a stark reminder of what was about to occur. Cassie blushed and looked away.

"I guess we should go ahead and do it. I'm pretty horny," Colby said.
"Okay," Cassie said.

Cassie took off her negiligee. Colby pulled down his underwear. They began kissing. As Colby fondled Cassie's titties her instinct was to push him away but then she realized they were married now and there were no boundaries.

"I'd like to make love to your butt," Colby said.
"What?" Cassie asked.
"I've seen movies where the guy sticks his penis in the girl's butt. I'd like to do that to you."
"No! Leave my butt out of this!"
"Come on, you might like it."
"I'd hate it! Stick your penis in my vagina like a normal person. But wait...first would you...um...lick me down there?"
"Lick your vagina?"
"Well, yeah."
"That's disgusting! I don't want to put my mouth down there!"

Cassie pushed Colby away and stormed out of the room. She locked herself in the bathroom and began to bawl.

"True love waits, my ass," Cassie said as the tears and mascara streamed down her face.