The next time you are contemplating a decision in which you are 
debating whether or not to go for the gusto, ask yourself this 
important question: "How long am I going to be dead?" With that 
perspective, you can now make a free, fearless choice to do just 
about any goddamned sneaky thing your devious little mind can 
think up. Go ahead. Have your fun. You're welcome. Go on. 
See you in hell.
        --Matt Groening, "So You Want To Have A Shameful 
       Affair Yet Somehow Can't Justify It", Love Is Hell