Dear Social Arbiters:
	I hear you can tell what kind of a lover a man is by the way 
        he dances. Is that true?
		Melissa
Dear Melissa:
	Yes, it's simple. A man who is a good dancer is not a good lover. 
        No one knows why this is true. No evidence about women has yet 
        been published.
		Social Arbiters
--Cynthia Heimel, "But Enough About You"