My purpose is not to change anything. I don't give a shit about 
this country. This country could explode tomorrow and I'd just 
move to Ireland. I don't care about America, I don't care about 
democracy, I don't care about the human race. And I don't care 
about religion or God or any of those things. I care about friendship, 
family ties and romantic love. Those are the things I believe in. 
And I love my writing.  --George Carlin